Fuck The Condo Fucks

The Myth of the Condo Fucks: An Investigation

mmclark — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:31:32 +0000

Today, March 24th, Matador Records releases Fuckbook, a new album of cover songs from “legendary New London, CT trio” Condo Fucks. A press release from Matador says that the Condo Fucks have “returned to the stage after a long absence from the tri-state area’s concert circuit…”

Bullshit.

We dispatched a pair of Savage Detectives to the Whaling City this past weekend in search of information regarding these elusive Condo Fucks. Not only does there appear to be no-such-Condo-Fucks, it appears that this elaborate ruse was nothing more than an opportunistic attempt by a desperate band from Hoboken, NJ to tap into New London’s true-blue cred. Shame on you, Yo La Tengo!

Long live the Whaling City! Fuck the Condo Fucks!

Condo Fucks! Come Out and Play!

mmclark — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:58:22 +0000

OK, so here we are again.

We’ve thought long and hard about how to solve this problem. And the simple answer is: throwdown.

We, Conversion Party (and most of the rest of New London) would like to challenge The Condo Fucks, or Yo La Tengo, or anybody else on Matador to a BATTLE OF THE BANDS. We’ve got stages. We’ve got fans.

You wanna be from New London? Prove it.

We Are Not Afraid Of You And We Will Beat Your Ass

mmclark — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:26:19 +0000

Hi, we’re New London.

You may have heard of a little band called The Condo Fucks… There’s been a lot of speculation as to who’s who in this little outfit. Well, we can assure you: we know who you are and we do not approve.

So, Condo Fucks, considered yourselves warned. Beware of the Whaling City.

Versus